Oh wait. I just wrote the book. Tell all of your friends. I expect it will be on the New York Times best selling list for ages. Watch out, Gone Girl, I'm coming for you.
|Hi. My name is Asher. I love to play peek-a-boo and play with my mama so she can't help with any of this...|
|lots of boxes. looooots of boxes|
|We live here.|
|It's really pretty.|